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.... Dangit....

I dunno. Startin to get tired of Xanga. I'll probably come back... but this may be my last post... and I know lots of you are "addicted" to xanga. Well for those of you who are.... LISTEN UP:
I'm starting up a pact for people who want to go cold turkey on xanga AKA quit xanga. I don't know about everyone else... but I for one am simply tired of it. If you would like to quit Xanga with me and move on to better more heroic events... please leave a comment stating the following: "I am true and steady like an ox and soon will be sly as a fox and steady as a steed for here I state to give up what I don't need and will no longer feed my greed of e-props or e-drops and hereby admit myself as not an elf but as putting xanga on the shelf"
OR YOU CAN TYPE:
"Yeah I'm with you buddy"

Snap... i'm so fricking out

Currently Reading Quit It By Marcia Byalick see related

Come on party people.

Currently Playing Give Up By Postal Service see related

Hey

Alright... so i'm sick... and I miss Mallory... and this sucks. But thank goodness tommorow I get to see Mallory and probably do some bizzand prizzactass. That would be sharp like a diamond. So anyones guys... I really don't have much to say in this post... except that...

A) Never swallow anything that has a larger radius than your throat
B) If you're poop smells... spray something that smells better.
C) When you're hungry, eat.
D) If you eat a twinkie and you don't get gas, you're fat.
E) Peeing into a urinal is only fun if you miss the urinal and pee onto the floor.
F) Bleeding nipples are usually painful.
G) People who give nut taps= Modern day Nazi's
H) If you're gonna fart... at least make it loud and smelly.
I) When you're cold and your nipples get hard, try licking them.
J) Sometimes pooping in your pants is fun... but after it drys and crusts over... it starts to not be fun anymore... and then you get home and peel your underwear off and there's still little chunks of poop and onion (Or whatever you were eating) all over your butt.

Snap... i'm out

Currently Playing The Opposite of December By Poison the Well see related